On the first day of Christmas

Dear Facebook gave to me:

One like on a photo of me.

 

On the second day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, two friend

Requests and one like on a

Photo of me.

 

On the third day of Christmas

Dear Facebook gave to me,

Three rude comments two

Friend requests and one like

On a photo of me.

 

On the fourth day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, four cute

Kittens three rude

Comments two friend

Requests and one like on a

Photo of me.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas

Dear Facebook gave to me,

Five drama filled posts four

Cute kittens three rude

Comments two friend

Requests and one like on a

Photo of me.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas

Dear Facebook gave to me,

Six game requests five

Drama filled posts four cute

Kittens three rude

Comments two friend

Requests and one like on a

Photo of me.

 

 

On the seventh day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, seven

Notifications six game

Requests five drama filled

Posts four cute kittens,

Three rude comments two

Friend requests and one like

On a photo of me.

 

On the eighth day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, eight angry

Parents, seven notifications

Six game requests, five

Drama filled posts, four cute

Kittens, three rude

Comments, two friends

Requests, and one like on a

Photo of me.

 

On the ninth day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, nine useless

Selfies, eight angry parents,

Seven notifications, six game

Requests, five dramas filled

Posts, four cute kittens,

Three rude comments, two

Friend requests and one like

On a photo of me.

 

 

On the tenth day of

Christmas, dear Facebook

Gave to me, ten messages,

Nine useless selfies, eight

Angry parents, seven

Notifications, six games

Requests, five dramas filled

Posts, four cute kittens,

Three rude comments, two

Friend requests and one like

On a photo of me.

 

On the eleventh day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, eleven pointless

Posts, ten messages, nine

Useless selfies, eight angry

Parents, seven notifications,

Six game requests, five

Drama filled posts, four cute

Kittens, three rude

Comments, two friends

Requests and one like on a

Photo of me.

 

 

On the twelfth day of

Christmas dear Facebook

Gave to me, twelve hours of

Browsing, eleven pointless

Posts, ten messages, nine

Useless selfies, eight angry

Parents, seven notifications,

Six game requests, five

Drama filled posts, four cute

Kittens, three rude

Comments, two friends

Requests and one like on a

Photo of me.