On the first day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

One overpowered OC.

 

On the second day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the third day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the fourth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the fifth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the sixth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the seventh day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Seven cringey love scenes,

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the eighth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Eight Marys sue-ing,

Seven cringey love scenes,

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the ninth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Nine ships’a sailing,

Eight Marys sue-ing,

Seven cringey love scenes,

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the tenth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Ten furries prancing,

Nine ships’a sailing,

Eight Marys sue-ing,

Seven cringey love scenes,

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the eleventh day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Eleven edgy preteens,

Ten furries prancing,

Nine ships’a sailing,

Eight Marys sue-ing,

Seven cringey love scenes,

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.

 

On the twelfth day of fan-fic my writings gave to me:

Twelve grammar errors,

Eleven edgy preteens,

Ten furries prancing,

Nine ships’a sailing,

Eight Marys sue-ing,

Seven cringey love scenes,

Six pastas creeping,

Lord of the Rings,

More failing plots,

Three straw men,

Two self-inserts,

And an overpowered OC.