On the first day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
An entire mall directory.

On the second day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the third day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the fourth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and and entire mall directory.

On the fifth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the sixth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.
On the seventh day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Seven two hour lines,
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the eighth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Eight empty shelves,
Seven two hour lines,
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the ninth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Nine bathroom breaks,
Eight empty shelves,
Seven two hour lines,
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the tenth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Ten bogos,
Nine bathrooms breaks,
Eight empty shelves,
Seven two hour lines,
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the eleventh day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Eleven doorbusters,
Ten bogos,
Nine bathroom breaks,
Eight empty shelves,
Seven two hour lines,
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.

On the twelfth day of Black Friday
the mall gave to me:
Twelve hours of shopping,
Eleven doorbusters,
Ten bogos,
Nine bathroom breaks,
Eight empty shelves,
Seven two hour lines,
Six screaming kids,
Five crazy deals,
Four clothing stores,
Three ladies punching,
Two shopping carts
and an entire mall directory.